Virtual Gift Generator

What do you give to that special person on your Christmas list who has everything? A virtual gift, of course! But, not surprisingly, virtual gifts can be just as difficult to find as real gifts. Enter the Virtual Gift Generator, a site that'll do it all for you, and won't cost you even one thin dime. Once you've surfed onto the site, just enter your friend's name, a general description for them (leather clad, delicate, balding, etc,) their relationship to you, and their sex. Once you've finished entering these pertinent points, click the gift button and off you go! It might be a bottle of vodka, a pair of shoes, or countless other virtual gifts, but your loved one is bound to be happy with whatever you get them - and if they're not, tell them to visit the site themselves are pick out their own virtual gift.