Curious George W.

"George W. was a happy little monkey. He lived on an estate in Texas without a care in the world," starts the Curious George W. website, which, yes, depicts George W. Bush as famed children book star (and monkey) Curious George. The website, which is laid out like a book, goes on to tell the story of curious GWB for seven more pages, but definitely isn't for toddlers. The ending, which I won't spoil for you here, is more than a little scary and could easily frighten and scar for life thousands of small children across the country. Proceed with caution!