WackyMonkey

To quote from this site�s own FAQ, �Mainly, we're here to have fun, poking at bad neighbors, right wing freaks, internet kooks and pretty much anybody we don't agree with.� And that they do. The owners of this website may or may not be actual monkeys but they don�t care if you think they are. Join them and play �Spoof or Kook� where you decide if weird, pathetic links are earnest websites or jokes. Read about neighbors you won�t want. Determine if you are a bad email monkey. Laugh at the listed kooks, or submit new ones. Check out the links to all sorts of other hilarious sites. In general, just laugh at the exciting wacky-monkiness of this website.

Hunter Dan Action Figure

Hunter Dan 8" tall action figures, billed online as the ultimate hunting gift, come with authentic replica gear such as hunting vests, decoys, and guns. The doll, says the site, offers unlimited possibilities for the young hunting enthusiast. Like shooting pretend bullets and arrows at your sister's Barbie, in anticipation of someday growing up big and tall and being able to really shoot things that are actually alive such as deer, birds, and that pesky neighbor that never turns down his stereo. Hunter Dan - an 8" tall advertisement for the NRA.

Virtual Gift Generator

What do you give to that special person on your Christmas list who has everything? A virtual gift, of course! But, not surprisingly, virtual gifts can be just as difficult to find as real gifts. Enter the Virtual Gift Generator, a site that'll do it all for you, and won't cost you even one thin dime. Once you've surfed onto the site, just enter your friend's name, a general description for them (leather clad, delicate, balding, etc,) their relationship to you, and their sex. Once you've finished entering these pertinent points, click the gift button and off you go! It might be a bottle of vodka, a pair of shoes, or countless other virtual gifts, but your loved one is bound to be happy with whatever you get them - and if they're not, tell them to visit the site themselves are pick out their own virtual gift.

Archie Comics

If you're like me, you probably spent a good portion of your pre-teen years reading about the adventures of Archie Andrews, Jughead Jones, Betty Cooper, and Veronica Lodge in the full-color pages of Archie Comics. Heck, the only reason I stopped was because the comics started selling for more than I wanted to pay. The website, though, is free, and filled with all sorts of goodies, including a map of Riverdale, bios on all the gang, a feature on how the comics are drawn, and more. If you used to be (or still are) a fan of the comics, you have to check out the website. And be sure to play a few tunes on the jukebox in Pop's Chocolate Shoppe while you're there.

City of Denton, Texas

Okay, okay. There's nothing that terribly weird about the City of Denton, Texas website. Except, however, for a recently rediscovered film that was made in 1913 that's now available on the website. The film was intended as a documentary of life in Denton but now serves as a time capsule of sorts that shows how Texans lived in the early 20th century. And while you're there, check out the Metropolis that is Denton as well.