Bad Sideburns

Throughout history, many men (as well as the occasional woman) have sported less-than- handsome sideburns. Think Elvis Presley, Sonny Bono, and Andrew "Dice" Clay, and you'll get the idea. This website lists them all, along with photos, and also includes sections on bad sideburns in art, a history of bad sideburns, and a FAQ about the site. And, yes, just in case you were wondering, you can buy merchandise from this site - everything from calendars to t-shirts to pens, all sporting bad sideburns. My favorite section, though, is the "What If?" section that hypothesizes what certain folks might look like with bad sideburns. I don't want to give too much away here, though I will say that Mr. Clean looks particularly, well, unclean when sporting huge pork chop sideburns. Explore further at your own risk!