Bad Cookie

If you've ever visited a Chinese restaurant, chances are you've had a fortune cookie. There's an even better chance that your fortune was something positive and uplifting. But life isn't always fair, and those fortunes rarely come true. If you want a fortune a little closer to the reality of life, try the Bad Cookie website. Just login, click on the giant fortune cookie, and get your fortune. Perhaps something like "You foolishly believe in the goodness of mankind" or "An evil letter or message is on its way to you." If you don't like the message, you're only a click away from getting a new one; by the same token, if you did get a particularly enjoyable fortune, you can click on another icon to send it to a friend. Best of all, there's no need to eat the cookie just to get your fortune.