Love Advice From Dr. Zaius

"I will attempt to help you - even though you are simple animals, like dogs," begins this website, which offers advice for the lovelorn from none other than Planet of the Apes' Dr. Zaius. Some of the questions are a little risque, but most are tame enough (" Are bald men really more virile?") and the good doctor's advice is almost always on the money - but only if you're an ape.