How many of you actually read the little airline instruction cards in the back of the seat in front of you while you're waiting for the plane to take off? Me either, but, thankfully, someone did, and actually managed to make them funny. This site hosts a collection of real airline safety cards, with accompanying verbage altered every-so-slightly (or, in some cases, more than slightly) for your amusement. At least now you'll have something funny to think about in line while the stoner security guard searches your shoes.
How many of you actually read the little airline instruction cards in the back of the seat in front of you while you're waiting for the plane to take off? Me either, but, thankfully, someone did, and actually managed to make them funny. This site hosts a collection of real airline safety cards, with accompanying verbage altered every-so-slightly (or, in some cases, more than slightly) for your amusement. At least now you'll have something funny to think about in line while the stoner security guard searches your shoes.
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