Human for Sale

Have you ever considered selling yourself? If so, this website will help you determine your value. Based on a variety of diverse factors including age, race, hair color, weight, height, IQ, family history of diseases, level of eduction completed, income, eyesight, and whether you're left- or right-handed, the site will compute your worth and come up with an asking price. If you're old, balding, and overweight, you'll lose points, but if you make a good income and have an IQ to match, you'll find yourself right back in the ballgame. Based on all of these different factors, I'm worth exactly $2,684,680. eBay, here I come...literally!