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Monday, July 16, 2007

Human for Sale

Have you ever considered selling yourself? If so, this website will help you determine your value. Based on a variety of diverse factors including age, race, hair color, weight, height, IQ, family history of diseases, level of eduction completed, income, eyesight, and whether you're left- or right-handed, the site will compute your worth and come up with an asking price. If you're old, balding, and overweight, you'll lose points, but if you make a good income and have an IQ to match, you'll find yourself right back in the ballgame. Based on all of these different factors, I'm worth exactly $2,684,680. eBay, here I come...literally!

1 Comments:

At 5:02 AM, Anonymous Larry Lehmer said...

Cool site. I'm subscribing. In fact, I may link to this post on my blog about family history. We should all know what we're worth, right?

 

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